Matching Moles

I was at Burgerville last week and in the booth next to me was a couple. . . a couple with matching moles on the right side of their upper lip! If you superimposed just the mouth of the husband on the mouth of the wife, they would match exactly. It was eerie. Now, I'm no fan of moles, even less those that are perched above the lip. I discreetly watched the wife take dainty bites of her cheeseburger. When she chewed the mole moved slightly up and down. It bothered me but I continued to stare in wonder. The husband shoved his food with force into his moley mouth. He grossed me out so I spent less time observing him. As I ate my own food, I couldn't help but think, "Did they notice each other's moles and realize that this was a potential match made in heaven? Do their moles touch when they kiss? Have they contemplated having the moles removed?"